Welcome to my super exciting disclosure page. It’s pretty straight forward.

I am an affiliate of:

• Amazon Services LLC
• ShareASale (which includes multiple vendors)
• Fit2B Studios

What this means is that if you click on one of my links and make a qualifying purchase within a designated period of time (both of these details are different for each vendor), I will make a small commission and NO EXPENSE TO YOU.

Regarding the sharing of personal information, that will never happen. I’m not that big of a dick. Plus, I’m pretty sure that it is illegal. So any information that you share with me (such as an email address) will remain private. I pinky swear.